Early Morning Frustration.

So last night we had some really bad weather in Fayetteville which caused flooding in a lot of counties. Since it flooded  most of the roads everyone was asked to stay inside hence me not working today. I should be happy to have the day off, right? WRONG! For starters, I left my damn sun roof open so my car is wet inside, thank god i have leather seats (i don't know what help thats gonna be if my carpet starts to mold though:/ )! Anyways, so after i came inside from looking at the disaster in my car i tried to check my bank account! Why was my macbook pro picking up everybody signal in the effin building but the one named "Cruz" that i pay $130 a month for. After about literally 30 tries i got mad n threw my laptop into the headboard! Got up took a shower, & decided to "reboot" the router after i calmed down. WHY was everything plugged out? Cable box, DVD player PS3, Xbox, Kinect, Router, EVERY MUHFUCKN THANG!!!! Turns out my husband unplug everything as a precautionary measure during all thunder & lighting we had lastnite. I have learned 2 things from this dreadful experience: My husband is more of a cunt than i originally thought , one (for seeing me getting irate & not saying shit) & i need therapy to the highest extent, Chups! FML